Shipping policy

Free Shipping

Orders over $75 ship free. Because we appreciate you spending money with us.

Processing Time

We typically get your order packed and out the door within 2-5 business days. During busy times (holidays, big sales, when everyone suddenly needs sarcastic t-shirts), it might take a bit longer. We'll do our best.

Delivery Time

Once it ships, your order usually arrives in 4-8 business days, depending on where you live and which shipping option you picked at checkout. Cross-country takes longer than across town—that's just geography.

Tracking Your Order

You'll get tracking info as soon as your package ships. Then you can obsessively refresh the tracking page like the rest of us.

Payment Security

Your payment info goes through a secure, encrypted checkout system. We're not trying to steal your credit card—we just want to sell you shirts.

The Reality Check

Delivery estimates are just that—estimates. Shipping carriers have bad days, weather happens, trucks break down. We'll get your order out on time. What happens after that is between you, the carrier, and the universe.

Got shipping questions? Email us at support@originalgeezerz.com